Don't Feed the Plants

i’m just…going to leave these here

What do you call the Underdark's stock exchange index? The Drow Jones. / What do you call a Bard with a lot of hit points? A Con Artist. / What type of meal do Drow hate? Light snacks. / What do you call a really tired elf? Drow-z. / What does the werewolf Orc say? Borc! / Why was the werebat scared of flying on a sad day? Because every cloud has a silver lining! / Enjoy the rest of the holiday!

Anonymous

shaydh:

I am coming to Ireland to fight you Paul (ง'̀-‘́)ง

antariies:

trahearne: *breathes*
commander:

kadawars2:

My hand slipped.

moonlandy:

guess who my favourite character is

southsun-stalwart:

Guild Wars 2: Path of Fire
Elite Specializations

commander-aedira:

I love the magic sand dogs

itscolossal:

New Japanese Floral Hair Ornaments Handcrafted from Resin by Sakae

cynicalkittycat:

cynicalkittycat:
emperor ling yao breaking in through the fuhrer’s bedroom window in the middle of the night: hey mustang, listen, i- stop screaming- we gotta talk about trade and commerce
emperor ling, who became a legal adult like last week: hey mustang what are taxes

thegravelbro:

breaktotheotherside:
pandaflavouredcookies:
davvic321:
My cat Bishop sits outside my door every morning once she hears the alarm clock go off.
The morning murps
Someone has waited HOURS to tell you all the gossip.
this is like the cat version of the professor clip of him going “hello!” every morning the same way